oh, you.

"Though dreams can be deceiving, like faces are to hearts, they serve for sweet relieving when fantasy and reality lie too far apart."

hi, how are you?

"what's going on here?" you're asking yourself, "things look different."

that's right, reader(s?), we're brightening things up around here.

fuck it, i changed the font colors a bit. i thought bright colors might project the idea that i'm HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY! however, i think my tone just crushed my aspirations.

okay, so here's my asshole comment/thought of the day: what the hell is up with every young chick going off and becoming a teacher? i swear, the demographics of IWHS c/o 2003 go a little something like this:

so obviously i am in the badass category, but that's besides the point. is teacher the new default job? come on, you can't tell me all of those chicks i went to school with were like "one day, i want to TEACH! i LOVE KIDS!" because that's what i was actually saying and here i am NOT teaching.

what's my point?

i don't think i have one. i just hate chicks who run out and become teachers because i remember you in high school and i wouldn't want you teaching my kids (this means you, sarah king).

here's where i vow to never have kids. and where i confirm that satan and i spoke and my seat in hell actually sounds rather cozy.

oy vey

i am now the proud lessee of a condo (that's right, bitch, condo) in West Campus. Okay, okay, condo sounds fancy pants but the outside is pretty crappy. inside, though, it's very nice. i can see it being the cozy place i've always desired, nothing like the craptastic Riverside apartment. i even sorta kinda feel like an adult (even though i need to borrow money from my mother but it will be repaid the moment i receive the first installment of my fellowship money).

i've been feeling like shit since yesterday. i didn't make it to yoga because i could barely stay awake long enough to finish eating my frosted mini wheats. luckily, work is fantastic and even when you don't feel well you don't particularly mind being there.

in other news, god still hates me.

this just in...

- i bought new glasses AND some contacts. i can see ALL THE TIME NOW! what a concept.

- i have two appointments on saturday to check out a couple of apartments. both are pretty awesome; however, both might be gone by saturday.

- i did yoga for the first time on monday and i genuinely enjoyed it. did i mention it was staff yoga on sandra's terrace? silly me, i'm so forgetful (i know, i know, BRAGATHON).

- i've been thoroughly depressed lately and completely avoiding you, blog, because i shouldn't fill you with my wah wahs.

- on a brighter note, my job is amazing. absolutely. amazing.

it's been a day, man.

my new life.

y que?