hi, how are you?

"what's going on here?" you're asking yourself, "things look different."

that's right, reader(s?), we're brightening things up around here.

fuck it, i changed the font colors a bit. i thought bright colors might project the idea that i'm HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY! however, i think my tone just crushed my aspirations.

okay, so here's my asshole comment/thought of the day: what the hell is up with every young chick going off and becoming a teacher? i swear, the demographics of IWHS c/o 2003 go a little something like this:

so obviously i am in the badass category, but that's besides the point. is teacher the new default job? come on, you can't tell me all of those chicks i went to school with were like "one day, i want to TEACH! i LOVE KIDS!" because that's what i was actually saying and here i am NOT teaching.

what's my point?

i don't think i have one. i just hate chicks who run out and become teachers because i remember you in high school and i wouldn't want you teaching my kids (this means you, sarah king).

here's where i vow to never have kids. and where i confirm that satan and i spoke and my seat in hell actually sounds rather cozy.