Thursday, May 27, 2010

Ah, summer!

So I've been home for less than a week now and things decent so far. I'm working again, though only 20hrs a week for the first month or so, which is fucking brutal on my bank account. I'm so broke. Okay, truthfully I've been broke for the past few months. I've taken to selling most of my shit on ebay & other places like that. It's not a bad gig with the exception of the fact that a ton of people on these damned sites feel like they can treat you like crap thanks to the anonymity of the internet. What's worse is that I'm so desperate for money I have to just deal with it. So, kids, learn from my mistakes: don't develop shopping addictions and don't have credit cards that fuel the addiction. This all started with a pair of True Religion jeans, I'll have you know. At least I still wear the fuckers, which is actually sad since I don't even like True Religion anymore. Does anyone?

Anyway, I'm back to living at home. I do love being here, but sometimes my mom forgets I'm 25. She also forgets that I have a pretty decent memory because she feels the need to remind me constantly of things I'm supposed to do. I guess she's allowed to do that since she is my mother and I am living here for free. Her nagging is my rent. I endure it and it alone is a hardship equal to rent. What does Anthony get in exchange for tolerating my nagging? Heh...



Thursday, May 20, 2010

obvious hot is still hot sometimes

Okay, seriously, this time I'm really jealous.


Vampire Bill? Eh, he's okay.
Eric? I'd contemplate immortality, I mean seriously consider it, if it meant spending at least the vast majority of eternity with Askars.

Pardon me, I just finished writing a paper on True Blood, re-watching the first season, and giving a presentation on the show v. the books. Oh and I'm reading the most recent addition to the series. So yeah, I've got True Blood on the brain.

Here's one more for good measure:

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Uh huh, that's right...

E 391L CONF COURSE: SUPERVISED STUDY 35245 A
12.00
E 395M REAUTHORIZING THE AMER RENAIS 35295 A
12.00
E 395M US REGIONAL LIT: PROB/PROSPECT 35300 A
12.00

Sunday, May 16, 2010

recap of this week's episode of "grad school, fuck you!"

oh man.
in the past two days, i have slept a total of 4hrs and 20min. i have currently walked the land of no-sleep for 24hrs straight. why am i not asleep right now, you ask? i have no good answer. i'm delirious, look for good answers elsewhere.
get this... anthony and i went to see norm macdonald at the comedy club last night. obviously we purchased the tickets prior to the realization that i'd be in "oh shit i'm screwed" mode. somehow despite being in this mode, i rationalized three shiners during the show. try shaking that shit off in order to write your paper, which you're going to stay up all night to complete.
yvette, why didn't you start your paper earlier so as to avoid this situation? bitch, i did! i apparently have this disease that forces me to write slower than hell for two weeks, thus screwing me over at the last minute. it's highly contagious and there's no cure. i'm pretty sure i caught it at iwhs.
one more paper to go, man.

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

In today's news...

... Lily further proved that all other 3 year old girls are inferior by singing along to Bob Marley's Three Little Birds.

... I woke up after a 13 hr deep sleep caused by staying up for more than 24 hours in order to complete a presentation, which I gave (and nailed) yesterday.

... i am four days away from completing my first year of grad school.

... and i'm still alive to tell the story.