recap of this week's episode of "grad school, fuck you!"

oh man.
in the past two days, i have slept a total of 4hrs and 20min. i have currently walked the land of no-sleep for 24hrs straight. why am i not asleep right now, you ask? i have no good answer. i'm delirious, look for good answers elsewhere.
get this... anthony and i went to see norm macdonald at the comedy club last night. obviously we purchased the tickets prior to the realization that i'd be in "oh shit i'm screwed" mode. somehow despite being in this mode, i rationalized three shiners during the show. try shaking that shit off in order to write your paper, which you're going to stay up all night to complete.
yvette, why didn't you start your paper earlier so as to avoid this situation? bitch, i did! i apparently have this disease that forces me to write slower than hell for two weeks, thus screwing me over at the last minute. it's highly contagious and there's no cure. i'm pretty sure i caught it at iwhs.
one more paper to go, man.