I'll sleep when I'm dead.
Actually, that might be pretty soon at the rate I'm going. My 48th hour of consciousness is now gone with the wind. 49 thinks I'll blink if it turns on the fan and points it at my eyes. What 49 doesn't know, though, is that I saw him trying that move where you blink a lot right before the contest begins thinking it will satisfy your need to blink for a while thereby prolonging the time in which you are able to keep your eyes open. 49, you moron, every smart person knows that the "blink a lot before the contest starts" move never works. Your eyes get teary and you can't see straight and it stings and YOU BLINK! Save your strategery for an amateur like yourself, young friend.
Did I mention that I haven't slept in over 48hrs? Oh, okay, yeah. Must've shut my eyes for a minute while typing that.
You have no idea how long it's taking me to write this. Seriously, if I just stop typing for a minute and, you know, just sit... MAN, instantly in the zone.
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