LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): The sirens are enticing and wooing and tempting you again This time they say have a *really* fabulous deal, even better than before. They're sorry, by the way, about the somewhat deceptive advertising they used on the last occasion you came their way. They want to assure you that they'll never again pull the bait-and-switch routine. So are you ready to give them another chance? Don't look to me for advice on what you should do. I'm simply here to report the situation. Besides, you need a good stiff test of your powers of discernment. Oh, one other thing: To demonstrate their sincerity, the sirens are offering you their first song and dance absolutely free.
When aren't the sirens tempting me, beckoning me with their cries? Yesterday they managed to pull me closer, but today I've escaped them, albeit because of muscle relaxers. Speaking of, fuck you very much TMD. You've been wonderfully successful at ruining my life. If you weren't a part of me I'd really consider stabbing you.
Sorry... tangent... damn those sirens once again...
So tomorrow is Friday and that means I have less to complain about. I'm headed to the downtown library immediately after work for an event they are having to celebrate the 25th anniversary of Sandra's House on Mango Street. It should be interesting and I'll have the opportunity to thank her and let her know about grad school. I'm sure she's just dying for an update.
Okay, obviously I'm too drugged to compose a coherent and interesting blog so I shall end it here.
Oh, one last thing. I wore my super cool bite splint last night in order to stop myself from grinding/clenching in my sleep. I woke up this morning and discovered the splint wasn't in my mouth. Yes, in the middle of the night I managed to take it out and throw it across the room. Apparently unconscious Yvette is on a mission to destroy conscious Yvette. What a bitch.
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